"I'm ready! I'm ready!"
―Spongebob being gay like usual

Spongebob Squarepants is a sponge, who is most likely gay, that lives in a pineapple under the sea. He is the CEO and God of Nickelodeon and is worshiped on a daily basis by the Nickelodeon staff. But the day will come when Foaming Mouth Guy will face the lying fake god in a dual to the death.